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Storm

Super Premium Malt Liquor
"Super Premium, huh? So is that like gasoline?"
Brewer: Lanchester
Where?: Well, it's imported from
England by some outfit in San Rafael, CA
Alcoholic Content: (from
the can)
Taste: Like a malt liquor that has
been fortified with Thunderbird wine. It has a sticky aftertaste.
Well, this one really is king of
the hill. Yes, 10%, almost a full 2% over its second highest contender,
Steel Reserve 211. Unfortunatly, I've only been able to find this in a
17 oz can, so I don't know if it comes in a 40 (or God forbid, a 64!).
| Andy |
You know, you might be tempted to say, "Imported Malt Liquor,
from England, give me a break, that is a bunch of wussy preppy crap meant
for people who would normally drink Zima" but if you saw where I bought
it, you would think twice before saying that. I found it in an unlit refrigerator
case topped with King Cobra signs that looked 20 years old, in a dimly
lit market that smelled of rotting meat, located in a neighborhood that
I would NOT go into except in daylight. I thoroughly washed the cans the
second I got home. |
| Justin |
This shit really tastes BAD. |

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